Please read these Terms of Service and Privacy Policy ("Terms") carefully before using this platform. By submitting content, accessing, or interacting with this service in any way, you agree to be bound by the following terms regardless of whether you actually read them (we know you didn't).
1. DATA OWNERSHIP AND RIGHTS
By submitting any content, including but not limited to text, messages, images, drawings, questions, ideas, or attachments, you hereby grant and irrevocably assign full ownership, title, and interest in and to such content to the sole proprietor of this platform. This includes all intellectual property rights, moral rights, and any other legal entitlements you may have had whether you knew about them or not. Yes, your soul has been metaphorically acquired. We now reserve the unrestricted right to use, reproduce, modify, display, or ignore your submissions at our sole discretion.
2. PRIVACY AND CONFIDENTIALITY
Your privacy is taken seriously not because we're nice, but because we don't share. All submitted content remains strictly confidential and is accessible only by the owner of this platform. We do not sell, rent, publish, disclose, or otherwise share your information with any third parties, advertisers, agencies, or nosy neighbors. Nothing here is made public, unless we feel like screenshotting it for personal amusement (don't worry, we won't). Your secrets are safe here. Mostly.
3. RESPONSE TIME AND COMMUNICATION
We aim to respond to all valid submissions within 12 hours, depending on our mood, energy, and whether your message was remotely interesting. If you didn't get a response, consider the possibility that you weren't worth the time. This is not a support center it's a curated experience. We reserve the right to engage only when inspired.
4. CONTENT GUIDELINES AND RESTRICTIONS
We love creativity but we love standards more. Submissions that include spam, offensive language, hate speech, unsolicited advice, or content that simply bores us may be deleted, ignored, or laughed at before being deleted. This is not a democracy. It's a tastefully managed space with low tolerance for mediocrity. Submissions must spark joy or else.
5. TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS AND LIMITATIONS
Upload limits are capped at 5MB per file, with a maximum of 5 attachments per submission. This isn't Dropbox. We reserve the right to implement rate limits, content caps, or other technical restrictions to preserve platform integrity and our personal sanity.
6. MODIFICATIONS AND UPDATES
These Terms may be revised, rewritten, or completely overhauled at any time without notice, warning, or apology. Continued use of the platform after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms. If we're feeling generous, we might tell you about updates. But don't count on it.
7. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
This platform is provided "as is" and "as available," with zero promises, guarantees, or commitments implied or explicit. We make no assurances about reliability, response time, accuracy, usefulness, or emotional satisfaction. If you're unhappy with this arrangement, you're free to leave. The internet is vast.
8. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
We are not responsible for any damages emotional, financial, psychological, or otherwise resulting from your use of this platform. This includes but is not limited to hurt feelings, unfulfilled expectations, ignored messages, or identity crises triggered by lack of response. You use this platform entirely at your own risk.
9. GOVERNING LAW AND JURISDICTION
These terms are governed by laws of our choosing, interpreted however we prefer. Any disputes shall be resolved in a manner determined solely by us probably internally, possibly arbitrarily. Formal complaints will be accepted in writing, and promptly ignored.
10. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS
By accessing or using this platform, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, do not use this service. No hard feelings. (Actually, some.)
Last updated: Whenever we felt like it. Probably now.
